Clark Griswold story addendum

When I was riding on the subway listening to the American man disturbing Her Majesty's peace, I could not keep from thinking of an essay by David Sedaris called "Picka Pocketoni" from his book Me Talk Pretty One Day. I couldn't find the text of it online, sorry. Please read it anyway, but not while eating or drinking. It's the story of the author, who lives in France, encountering two American tourists on the Paris subway. You'll thank me.