Saturday, October 13, 2007

Despite my best efforts

BOYFRIEND: Ohh, just farted. I think I just personally violated the Kyoto Treaty. I just contributed to global warming.

ME: Uhhh...thanks for sharing that.

BOYFRIEND: I've been sharing that with everyone in the area today. In fact, I think I'll still be "sharing" for generations to come.

ME: What do you mean "generations to come"? You won't be passing that on to our children, I can tell you that.

BOYFRIEND: Oh, listen, by the time our children show up, "icecaps" will be mythical objects they read about like unicorns and fairies and you'll get stuck with explaining why Daddy killed them.

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