Alyse

Not to be cynical here or anything, but tonight the evening news highlighted a man in the Dallas area who, every September 11 since 2001, has stood on the grassy median of a busy street all day, waving an American flag, wearing patriotic clothing, and sporting signs saying "HONK 2 STOP TERRORISM".
Wait a second...
You're telling me that I haven't been able to carry a bottle of water on a plane for over a year and all I had to do WAS EFFING HONK? Obviously the Department of Homeland Security hasn't been utilizing its resources on Plano Parkway. I'd be pissed if I was them.